Acting in the theatre is fun, acting in film is work.
Because she’s beautiful but can’t manage her finances.
I don’t get acting jobs because of my looks.
I have worshiped Meryl for so long that I would have played her driver or her chiropractor.
I think Charlie just needs a good night’s sleep. He seems wound a little tight.
I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get the less preposterous the idea seems.
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.
Some guys smoke good Dominicans, other guys smoke great Jamaicans. I only smoke the best – Havanas!
There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time.
Tina is smart, funny, beautiful… Devoted, tough, respected… Now if she’d only work on her posture.