Bastards Movie Dialogues – A Must watch Comedy film

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Look at this poor guy, we’re not picking up a hitchhiker. He could very easily be a serial killer, and I don’t want to be late to mom’s wedding.

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We got a nervous Nelly here, so this is going to sound like a funny question, but are you a serial killer?

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You just emphasized the word “serial”, you’re still not saying, “I promise I’m not a killer.” We’ll give you a ride, but…

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I probably should have told you a long time ago, I made up all those stories about your father.

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That he died of colon cancer. I’m not sure who your father was.

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I’ve spent my whole life trying to honor his memory. This means I stare at assholes for a living because of a fictional man’s colon cancer.

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Could you pivot into plastic surgery or something less butt related?

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Talk about a blast from the past. She had the tightest ass you’ve ever seen and a set of knockers… Damn near cost us the Super Bowl.

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